windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection

Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

Windows 101

The same as Windows 2001 and Windows XP.

My computer used to be Windows 101

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Flamingo in the window

If you don't know, now you know! But won't until you know.

Is that a flamingo in the window?

by Liontamer25 July 28, 2020

Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.

I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.

by SADpringles September 11, 2020

Windows 11

A computer that came out in 2022

Guy 1: Do you have Windows 11?
U: ITS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD!

by Whatthefudge253535353 May 8, 2022

window

another word for marijuana.

Where's the window at?

by bohemian September 10, 2008