Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!

Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !

by marurmom November 20, 2021

Robert

Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.E jmecher rău.Mai jmecher decât Costin cu mult.E atât de jmecher încât nu asculta de nimeni și nimic.N are ce sa facă cu viata.

Mama ce mușchi ai zici ca ești Robert.

by CostinESlab May 30, 2022

Robert Grindstaff

A slender built man with a large appendage who is known to make everyone happy

That young man is such a Robert Grindstaff.

by dragon slayer 3000 February 4, 2023

Jack Roberts

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤

"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."

by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017

Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

robert englund

A fucking boss actor that is well known for playing Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare On Elm Street and many more roles. An actor in the horror world that's beloved by fans, Englund always spends time with his fans and never seem to have an ego.

Guy 1: Dude, I just met Freddy Krueger!!

Guy 2: Holy Fuck, Robert Englund?!

Guy 1: HELL YEAH!

by Jerome Valeska aka Joker September 22, 2020