by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
Get the dark carpetmug. A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.
by darkwoke May 1, 2024
Get the Dark Wokemug. Dude: ever heard of the MANWHA dark fall??
dude#2: isnt that the one where it has alootttt of S@?
Dude: well- yea but the art-
dude#2: YOU'RE WEIRD!!!!
dude#2: isnt that the one where it has alootttt of S@?
Dude: well- yea but the art-
dude#2: YOU'RE WEIRD!!!!
by c0ck4ndb411t0rtur3 June 11, 2024
Get the Dark fallmug. When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
Get the COLD DARK DISTURBANCEmug. Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.
by Dark storker February 26, 2017
Get the Dark storkmug. by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021
Get the The deep dark groundmug. A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024
Get the Gothic Dark Lordmug.