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Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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chop

To lower the suspension of a motor vehicle in order to make it look cooler; to produce a low-rider.
Poor Wally begged his dad to allow him to chop the family Oldsmobile without success.
by StarryGordon June 13, 2016
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Chop Shop

Basically a place where u mod ur cars.
i took my ride to the chop shop to get that kit
by i did not make it boom May 8, 2024
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Sour Chops

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.
James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"
by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018
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she got chops

one who is blessed gracefully from the heavens above in the butt region or hips.
damn little shawty over there she got chops cooking.

when she walk them chops clap, SHE GOT CHOPS!
by A.Fizzle December 22, 2013
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Chop Check

The age old tradition of RoG, the chop check. Checking that your squad mates are chopped enough for battle.
“Yo dude, I don’t think you’re stoned enough for this, chop check”
by WhiskeyWisdom January 22, 2020
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Chop

50/50 or usually 60/40 weed and tobacco cut finely together then bonged
"Man that chop got me high as."
"Hey man you want to put some weed in this chop"? when its practical brown lol. (70/30 or more Tobacco weed ratio).
by pestocide January 30, 2017
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