Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

take a wizard of oz

The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.

Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!

by AlrightHamilton February 3, 2021

taking a fat L

Completely and utterly messing up; losing badly to someone or something

"I suck at this game, I'm taking a fat L!" she complained, kicking the arcade game angrily.

by 807246 June 16, 2022

nice, we'll take that

When a geoguessr pro gets an acceptable guess, notably Rainbolt.

2km? nice, we'll take that.

by Monkinja December 1, 2022

Takes all Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022

Take your friends

After recieving a sip from a friend's canned beverage, the act of slurping the leftover spit/beverage from the rim of the can at the edge of the mouthpiece is dubbed "taking your friends"

Friend 1: "Here's your drink, thanks for the sip."
Friend 2: "Take your friends."
Friend 1: *Slurps edge of can

by SirCanuck October 9, 2021

taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023