when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the the noble surprisemug. by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020
Get the avocado surprisemug. by penutbuttersquirell April 24, 2022
Get the Surprisemug. When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
by yakeyT July 22, 2019
Get the South Pole Surprisemug. by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
Get the pistachio surprisemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"mug. When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"
"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"
by RancidTrain November 15, 2020
Get the KiddiePool Surprisemug.