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Border State

A region in the United States that were slave states back during the Civil War but didn't secede from the Union like the Confederacy. The states in this category are Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware.

Kentucky and West Virginia are now considered to be Southeastern states, Maryland and Delaware are considered to be Mid-Atlantic states and Missouri is said to be a Midwestern state in today's society. Even though the locations of Kentucky and Missouri are relatively controversial nowadays, this is how they are typically described as according to the census.
Kentucky really does seem like a border state. They had the president of the Confederacy aswell as the Union born there; bless their hearts.
by Lemonade_m0uth06 September 7, 2020
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United States

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.
Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears
by Power476 September 14, 2020
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Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 11, 2020
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State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.
Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL
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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
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service ability limit state

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Failure at the "service ability limit state" is quite different form failure at the "ultmate limit state"...
by Copernicus-1952 July 14, 2011
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a facist state

Where someone with power and influence can hide behind a guise or lie of helping someone while exerting their control over someone else's life by having the cops come pick them up, lock them up and label them guilty without a trial.
That bitch crossed the line, let's have her locked up and tell everyone she's a terrorist but make sure you lie and tell her you're only there to help. They don't call this a facist state for nothing!
by cosmicaxis June 30, 2011
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