The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 12, 2018

Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.

Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.

by Cyuse December 02, 2020

Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!

Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/

by Merksman May 10, 2008

King (CEO of Simps)

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

by king of demons October 30, 2020

The seven deadly simps

The seven deadly sins but more funny

Dude the seven deadly simps is so funny haha

by ZuZu091 November 05, 2020

National Simp Day

May the 4th is the day for all simps.

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨

by That_one_simp May 04, 2022

John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp

John Kimberlin (simp)

by Shhdhs February 05, 2020