Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

MaShInG PoTaToEs

Def1: when a girl decides to mash your potatoes, then add the butter and milk to make it taste good.
Def2: when ur mummy says dinner time and you run upstairs to smell potatoe in the air

Girlllll stap mashin my potatoes or ill skittle biscuit you! MaShInG PoTaToEs
Mom did you make mashed potatoes?

by iuahfirhahiuwh December 18, 2018

Potato Mashing

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.

Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.

by Brown Toothbrush January 15, 2016

Boob potato

The sexual act in which the Male eats mashed potatoes off of a woman’s breasts. Seen in porn and often performed in real life.

“Damn Lucas, I just got boob potatoed and it felt amazing.”

by Yeetboi666guccigang69 August 9, 2018

Potato Ladle

A spoon device used to scoop semen out of a potato after you have just ejaculated into it.

I forgot to wash my potato ladle before Sally used it to stir up her Sunday morning coffee.

by Jackin'OffInTheBox September 5, 2011

weird potato

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017