piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.

"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."

by ann oldman November 21, 2024

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 19, 2023

pipe squad

Pipe squad is a group where there are no smeats aloud

I would pipe lol pipe squad

by Youngpipe March 25, 2017

Pipe

Being bad or extremely horrible at doing something.

Churchill is a pipe at playing FIFA.

by Trappninja July 15, 2016

Google pipe

The slang term for the trachea of a deer.

I was sitting in the chair and started to smell something, I looked around and that damn dog had brought in and was chewing on a google pipe.

by Shells by the ton April 8, 2013

pipe sweat

Male ejaculate.

She recalled the of pipe sweat.

by 51westwarren November 16, 2016

piping it

A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)

"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"

"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"

by Sparkicus June 29, 2016