by Harrypotter394 April 07, 2016
by On-a-whole-other-level February 12, 2016
A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.
Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!
by Lucky Lucy December 29, 2017
A potato smash begins when placing a luke-warm potato that has been baking at 200 degrees for 40 minutes and laid to cool for 20 minutes. When you are engaging in sexual relations with a partner.beforehand, proceed to place the potato next to the womens or mens vagina and begin to thrust through the soft potato into the vagina or anus. Add salt and butter to soften the potato smash
Just did a potato smash with sheryl last night.
Love to potato smash.
Im going to potato smash you hard after we visit you parents.
Love to potato smash.
Im going to potato smash you hard after we visit you parents.
by bigbopper69er January 21, 2018
The sexual act in which the Male eats mashed potatoes off of a woman’s breasts. Seen in porn and often performed in real life.
by Yeetboi666guccigang69 August 09, 2018
When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.
by sshhaawwttaayyy January 06, 2010
by Jackin'OffInTheBox September 04, 2011