short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys

short brenden he suck’s a fortnite

by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short

this fanz dude in a discord server im in

"yo fanz your a dwarf and short"

by E12Complex February 12, 2024

board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.

guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.

by benby100 December 10, 2023

Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions

Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!

by Qualex6 September 22, 2022

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021