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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
by toofried November 23, 2021
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toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
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pixel paper

Synonymous with electronic ink displays used in e-readers like the Kindle or Nook but easier to pronounce.
I'm happy to hear that pixel paper is getting cheaper! Maybe I can afford an e-reader!
by canonlibel July 30, 2010
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Utilizing Toilet Paper To Clean The Bathroom Sink Is Disgusting So Do Not Deject The Individual Expressing Such A Notion《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 8, 2025
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Soggy paper

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
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