Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

game tab google

that is how you describe fuckin' retards who can't read properly

hey, game tab google is here!
oh fuck no, not again..

by UrbanPapa July 9, 2025

google

To be ogled by a gay person.

Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.

by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010