Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.
Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"
Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"
Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"
Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
by VM743 June 11, 2010
Get the facebook publisher mug."Hey, Michelle un-friended me on Facebook, but Ricky is still my friend. Didn't they just split up?"
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."
by Churchbus August 24, 2011
Get the Facebook Custody mug.When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
Get the facebook-napped mug.When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.
If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.
Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.
Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012
Get the facebook dead mug."awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."
by arkadict February 15, 2012
Get the Facebook Hunch mug.Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.
Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.
David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.
David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010
Get the Facebook tennis mug.me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome
me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome
me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots
by GroogFish April 27, 2011
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