Alabama Boombox

When you and your brother start foolin around but you gotta turn some music up so dad doesn’t hear and come in to beat you with jumper cables.

Me and my brother were curious so we did an ole Alabama Boombox to keep dad from get suspicious

by Don Binks September 20, 2020

Alabama Hello

When a girl in Alabama sees a guy she finds attractive, wants to fuck but.. hasn't met yet. She walks up to him says "Haayyyyy" spits her Copenhagen out, grabs his dick and sticks her tongue down his throat.

That Auburn cheerleader gave me a very warm Alabama Hello.

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024

alabama ciao

A delectable sandwich made by the finest kitchen on Prospect St., updated for the culinary standards of Alabama

"Hey, have you completed the menu challenge?" "Nah, the only thing I have left is the Alabama Ciao."

by alabama-food-critic February 5, 2020

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022