google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

by 2056p June 12, 2012

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Google

A company that no one will ever understand.

Hey did you hear google made another new thing?

by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016

Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.

Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

by 711pizza June 22, 2025

Google Contribution

The meaning of Google Contributions is using rate and reviews as alternative to pay for certain Items such as food, clothes

Instead of buying food, I used Google Contribution and gave said place a decent review in exchange for food and items.

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024