Max Cahill

Goes by the name max but his real name is James. Every day for assembly he fucking gets first first first first and first for swimming. Used to be the fastest but was beaten by a black guy. Freckles. A meh to be around but could be interesting? I guess? Kinda honest who really knows I'm not his friend but to me he seems reserved and has alot of voice cracks. mY cHiLd.

Max Cahill is an extremely white Male

by RIPincaClassO2019 May 2, 2019

Max

Max loves long walks on the beach and usually listens to vibe music before bed. Max typically will make you laugh and is from sea cliff . He loves to hit the quan at family events and loves to roast marshmallows by the fire

#maxissexy #whosThatmax #max

Max loves to work at Ralph’s in town.

by Pete wass May 5, 2019

Max

Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

Max is a self obsessed hoe that has no hart or dick

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- no quit being a max

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid

Max :You are such a max I made a mistake

by Jarule May 10, 2019

bms to the max no ruby

when someone is annoying you, you say this

Your bms to the max no ruby.

by brandon2flee3 definitions May 23, 2019

Max

A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019