The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.
by starvingRD January 01, 2015
Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.
During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?
Answer: either death or illness due to overeating
Answer: either death or illness due to overeating
by BlaBla_bla March 03, 2019
me - AHHHHHHHHGHHH I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
math class teacher - lol ur on ur own now i wont do my job by actually teaching you
math class teacher - lol ur on ur own now i wont do my job by actually teaching you
by kittie :3 October 01, 2022
Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
by NoFriendlyFire21 August 02, 2024
person 1: i really hope i go to heaven
person 2: i would even be happy with eternal damnation, as long as i dont go to math class for eternity
person 1: i agree, want to do a slovakian traffic cone?
person 2: i would even be happy with eternal damnation, as long as i dont go to math class for eternity
person 1: i agree, want to do a slovakian traffic cone?
by shadys back August 04, 2022