chat math

mathematic rational used by chat to justify their monetary support for creators , implies detriment.

oshi > bills = profit

see also: girl math

streamer: brb
superchat: piss tax
streamer: what is this chat math?

by haxclassic August 27, 2025

St math

This game where a penguin helps you learn math stuff, except there's a twist!! You ONLY get a couple tries before you're FORCED to restart your entire progress. It doesn't matter if you were one away from finishing a level, you still have to do the whole thing over. but its part of the reason I love penguins, and I like the nostalgic flash game art style.

"my teacher made me play St math. I had to play Black Ops' "

by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

The Democratization of Singapore Math

When more and more countries around the globe are fast embracing the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, so as not to be left behind educationally and economically, as they copycat or emulate the best educational practices used by local math educators and tiger parents, who have helped put the “fine” city of Singapore on the world’s math education map.

Like the democratization of music, the democratization of Singapore math ought to force math educators in the city-state to embrace the courage imperative, by turning barriers into breakthroughs, or obstacles into opportunities, if they want to maintain an asymmetric advantage over their counterparts in other high GDP economies.

by Numerati January 14, 2025

Nigga math

The price was high but I didn’t notice it because I wasn’t paying for it anyways

How do we afford all this shit
Nigga math

by mapstherealnggascholar January 29, 2025

The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.

In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

DEI Math

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.

While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.

by Numerati January 31, 2025