What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.

Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

The Lester Look

A creepy old guy with the pedo stache and the baldness he gives you. He might molest you.

Hey Hubert, that guy near the red truck gave you the Lester Look.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

Venus Looking

When you are looking for something and you scan only the surface of an area to look for it.

Not picking up stuff to look underneath for the item.

Sue: I can't find my keys
Harry: Did you look on the table?
Sue: I looked everywhere
Harry: They're right here under the magazine

Sue: I looked there
Harry: You were venus looking

by G_Off April 18, 2017

no looks

you ugly

bro: look at dis jawn I’m talkin to
me: nigga she got no looks

by nene wit da pp October 4, 2022

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025

Look Me In The Face

When you catch someone making disrespectful and rude comments about you In a sneakily way

Tripp: She's just acting foolish for no reason.

Justin: Uhh...Excuse you, Lucy is one of my favorite superstars of all time. Next Time, look me in the face before you sneak-talk about somebody...Fooliots!!!

by Cinnamon Pilcher June 27, 2023

Look at the caboose on that train

Phrase for compleming a female's bottom

*Girl walks by*
"Damn Johnny, look at the caboose on that train!"

by FireUpTheGrill April 5, 2019