I just have really high standards

common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way

It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards

by zog June 29, 2004

You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

by The Timmer April 12, 2007

Man i Just Cummed so hard

maybe ill do it more later

man i just cummed so hard that i cried

by Rxplanation March 5, 2023

I guess Ill just kill myself

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.

Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

Each day is just another shit in the bucket.

Description for a bad day or a few bad days (written by Kasey.H)

Ugh, today couldn't be worse. Its just each day is just another shit in the bucket.

by Jubjub11k February 17, 2022

you just tryna get me talkin

has a gf but doesn’t wanna get caught

girl: man i wanna fuvk

boy: you just tryna get me talkin😫

by lemmalemma55 January 20, 2022