the jew biz major

Lil dickie majored in business and graduated summa cum laude in 2010 before he used his Bar mitzvah to begin rapping. Hense why he calls himself "the jew biz major"
hol'up, you ain't heard of Lil' Dave, Young L, the Jew Biz Major?
by YoungBagABitch April 09, 2021
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Jew-che Bag

A Jewish douche Bag. Found in parts of New York, but generally thrive most in the arid climate of Boca Raton and other douchey areas of south and central Florida.
Guy #1: Did you go out last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, but the place was swarming with Jew-che Bags. I had to leave before I killed myself.
by TheSigPiJake July 28, 2009
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Fucking gay jew

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"deadtorights17 is a fucking gay jew."
by Brandon Hudson July 03, 2019
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jew man group

all-jew version of the blue man group
I went to Vegas and saw the jew man group show.
by Legyndir May 14, 2008
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Gypsie Jew Jamboree

A gathering of more then 20 normadic jews that have converged on a given area not for the distinct purpose of having a celebration/party, but this is an impromptu celebration/party that arises from the shared love of booze, drugs, and upbeat flamenco music.
We all met at the park to trade wares, most notably rubes, and before you knew it Drew pulled out his guitar and we were all having such a gay time down at the Gypsie Jew Jamboree
by Eric aka shitbrick September 14, 2007
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Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 01, 2010
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High Holiday Jew

Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).
Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner April 17, 2006
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