the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

Smol Italian

A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol

That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles

by Kuhl Penguin February 2, 2018

the italian move

After fighting with your friends, turning your back on them and cooperate with your enemy

The school shooter shows of with the Italian teacher, after some shots the teacher shoots the children.

He made the italian move

by SchoolShooter123 April 5, 2018

sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

Commeme-icating

Communicating with a friend or acquaintance solely by form of memes

Rachael: “Have you talked to Robert lately?”
Sarah: “Not any serious conversations. We have been commeme-icating daily though!”

by CaptainCutie July 13, 2019