Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
by Millao August 14, 2021
A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
by violet_frogg December 02, 2020
The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
by Mike dece September 22, 2020
christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.
by i_love_xmas November 22, 2021
a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.
by Tiktok. refrences. December 20, 2019
The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children
Today is Christmas
by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y August 13, 2022
by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020