A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023
Get the Satirical Joke Assassinmug. by Tifannie May 2, 2019
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Get the joke rizzingmug. by SwishyBro January 12, 2023
Get the D Jokemug. Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
by WDYMJean December 11, 2020
Get the Risky Joke Daymug. 
