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human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.
Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real
by nicthenerd June 9, 2024
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human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk
that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart
by XenoN461 April 19, 2018
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Arts and Humanities Scholar

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

‘Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 10, 2022
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Human Dalek

A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people
by I Like To Define Words July 31, 2024
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Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.
My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.
by Abe505 February 15, 2020
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Human nature

A simple response when people ask "Why, why?" This response is usually followed by with "Why, why, does he do me that way?" Commonly found in a song in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album, although it is seldom used in conversations.
Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?
by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 12, 2024
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