German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025

German spark plug

The act of pulling your penis out of a girls butthole while she farts out your sperm

“Yea I just gave Linda German spark plug

by Kyle hutch July 9, 2025

German Slurpee

A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.

Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!

by hansaring July 11, 2025

German Barbecue

When you take a long bratwurst style dook on her grill and then eat it.

She was such a freak, she made do a German Barbecue....

by ShizaKaiser August 21, 2025

German Vacuum

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth

I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.

by German128 October 6, 2025

Germanent

The state of continuing through life with quiet persistence, even when you're unsure of the purpose, direction, or meaning. Not hopeless-just existing, functioning, or moving forward while accepting the uncertainty.

I don't know what i'm doing with my life, but I keep showing up anyway. I'm feeling very germanent.

She wasn't happy or sad, just germanent...like peacefully existing in the unknown.

by millshl October 21, 2025

German Gumdrop

When you take a cum-filled condom and place it in your partner's mouth, who proceeds to eat it

Hey Rebecca, why don't you eat my German Gumdrop for dessert tonight!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025