new best friend

A person who is suddenly, and probably artificially, very friendly to you or another person. Usually only used when the prior relationship was less than friendly or when the person is trying to get something.

Annie: Let's see a movie tonight.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.

new best friend by raindog469 April 11, 2006

Old Friend 

Still having feelings for them but i don’t say muchhhh so it’s whatever :/

“He’s/ She’s just an old friend don’t worry”

Old Friend by Petty Much? January 14, 2019

Happy Tree Friend 

An adorable little woodland creature that often dies in horrible, bloody, and often unimaginable freak accidents.

The common sound of a Happy Tree Friend: Wheeeeeeeeee!! Ahhahaha! Wheeeeeee--Ackk! Umph! Ohh!! <whimper> <whimper>... Huh? Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Ack--gahhhhh...<expires>

Happy Tree Friend by mrrockguy June 30, 2004

Food's Best Friend 

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce

Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!

Food's Best Friend by Lucky Me December 8, 2012

I'm asking for a friend 

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

I'm asking for a friend by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

Fake friend

Someone who acts funny around you like they hiding something, someone that talks behind your back, someone that isnt truthful to you, who doesnt care about your feelings, someone who would betray you without you knowing and act like they did nuthing wrong.

That girl a fake friend she went with her best friend boyfriend jus 3 days after they broke and she didn't even tell her.

That boy a fake friend , he was acting weird toward his best friend because he didnt want him to know he was going out with his girlfriend.

Fake friend by shaquanta June 24, 2010

true friend 

A true friend is someone who has touched your heart and will stay there. Someone you care for, who cares for you. Someone you can do the stupidest things around and always be forgiven. Someone you'll instantly remember in ten years because they are in your heart and not just your mind. They have the ability to change you, even if they don't. They will be etched in your memories forever.

I was lost on a business trip, walking around near Chelsea, London when I suddenly saw someone I knew was who, but couldn't remember. I hadn't seen his face in ten years, but our eyes met, and without saying a word, he took me to his car and asked me where I was going.

Yesterday I realized how some people that I hung out with didn't really care for me. We had common interests, had fun together, did stuff together, but I knew something was missing when they looked at me strangely after I started shouting "BOOM HEADSHOT! I could dance all day, I could dance all day, c'mon try and hit me, try and hit me! BOOM HEADSHOT" as we were playing Halo. They aren't my true friends.

true friend by blauenlanze December 12, 2008