Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

Gillyper Fapa

A complicated mixture of the words ‘Gilly’ – Meaning fishes willy, Per – Unknown and Fapa – Meaning the fat surrounding a woman’s vagina. Used as an unusual derogatory term, really makes them think.

Hey Dave... Guess What? Him over there, he's a Gillyper Fapa.

by Chris Iles February 3, 2006

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

app fapp

1. the action of incessantly playing with a new app

2. playing with an app out of boredom

my boyfriend seriously app fapps on games

by Lady Dollface March 29, 2014

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

Fapper

Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline

Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!

by LazyFapper January 28, 2012

fapster

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012