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fuck product 

n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.
During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.

On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.

The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.

Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
fuck product by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
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Fuck nigga 

The type of shit Chief Keef doesn't like.
A fuck nigga that's that shit I don't like.
Fuck nigga by YSN_ June 19, 2017
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FUCK ISIS 

FUCK THOSE DUMB JIHADS PIECE OF SHITS, THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND THEIR GOATS.
FUCK ISIS, those dumb pricks in Iraq, and Syria controlling bastards.
FUCK ISIS by THE OG OG MUDBONE March 17, 2016

fuck-thirty 

An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.
After the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway.
fuck-thirty by Goostoff January 28, 2005

fuck me running

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!
fuck me running by zero July 15, 2004

fuck yo couch 

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
fuck yo couch by Kecktardo November 3, 2005

fuck and duck 

the act of avoiding someone you had sexual intercourse with.
similar to suck and duck.
Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week?
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!