Dirtbike Games

A lame but obvious excuse to get out of admitting you were masterbating

Where were you bro? Nowhere bro, I was just playing Dirtbike games

by Austin Wayne May 22, 2018

Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

by LDS14 May 25, 2018

Dirt lover

A young man or woman who enjoys anal sex.

You: "Wow she won't keep away from my ass. "
Bro: "Lol she searching for gold?"
You: " nah, She's a dirt lover."

by Lmaoboo May 26, 2018

dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.

Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”

by 1234125 June 5, 2018

Dirt miggurt

A word used to describe someone dirty minded or someone who just hasn’t taken a shower in a few months

Yikes I haven’t showered in a week, I’m starting to feel like a dirt miggurt .

by Veggies 2k18 May 10, 2018

dictotamy

(n): A very undesirable situation

A video of Melanie getting a golden shower pops up on xHamster
Melanie: This sure is a dictotamy

by wallydwallace May 12, 2018

Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.

I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant

by real jobs July 20, 2018