money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

depression tear

When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.

"Nathan is a depression tear"

"Yea he's always crying"

by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017

depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)

Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression

by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019

Art depression

When you feel like your art will never improve

Person: *Drew a picture of cartoony tree
Friend: *Drew a extremly realistic drawinfg of a forest
Person: Welp now I have art depression

by Randomememachine July 10, 2017

song depression

when a song your listening to sounds so sad it makes you depressed.
not limited to personal experiences with the song.

man sin by stone temple pilots made me so depressed i had to quit listening to it! gave me major song depression.

by kieralovedanny October 22, 2025

Depressed

Something my friends think I’m lying about being.

OMG you’re lying right? You can’t be depressed.

by Lol I’m A Gay Bitch September 9, 2019