Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

by MUSTASK U A QUESTION August 19, 2018

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019

Fish and chips

A fishy smell that gives Giovanni Torta flashbacks to a much darker time.

Hey Gio! Remember when you ate heaps of fish and chips ;)

by bonglord696969 July 17, 2019

Ti li vze chipsa

A question that papa asked Niki.

Niki Niki, ti li vze chipsa?
No papa!

by Nqmash mama April 2, 2019

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019