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Chris Rock

a black comedian who was founded by eddie murphy first appeared in beverly hill cops 2 and is now one of the most succesful and funniest comedians within the modern comic age.
by Lakers_Bizatch May 9, 2004
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chris huang

to invite yourself to a party or event, when the host is most likely not to invite you.
Person 1: omg clarence just tatally chris huanged himself into his party!
Person 2: What a noob!
by shizers December 10, 2009
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Chris browned

The act of assaulting your partner leaving either contusions, bite marks, or bruises.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that Dani and Jake broke up?

Person 2: What? Who broke up with who?

Person 1: She did it. He totally Chris browned her.
by lululololililelelala February 11, 2009
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Christmas Eve

The Black Friday for procrastinators.
What's today? Christmas Eve!? Time to start shopping.
by corporaltyler December 25, 2009
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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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chris matthews

MSNBC's answer to Bill O'Reilly. Claims to be independent but is actually a progressive. Says the word "conservative" with contempt in his voice. If he is not throwing softballs to Al Sharpton then he is playing hardball with neo-cons and conservatives and sings the praises of Barack Obama. Most Democrats love his show. He is what Alan Colmes wishes to be.
In numerous online polls. Chris Matthews has been voted the host most likely to shill for the left.
by Reuben D. April 5, 2008
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