Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Corona Cancer

What King Charles has

We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.

by Nanabozhoo February 5, 2024

officiary cancered

officially cancelled

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.

by ghozzap February 18, 2024

Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.

Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.

by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024

Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024

cotton cancer

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024