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Port Brained

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."
Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.
by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009
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brain destroyer

Brain destroyer is a move or action that seems stupid and is meant to confuse an opponent/opposer.
It is similar to a mix-up, though it cannot be used interchangeably.

This phrase is generally associated with strategic disarray: making the opponent gain a false sense of security, and act when they don't expect it. (Expect the unexpected)
Northernlion: "And then he's like I don't know what the fuck is happening, so you throw him the brain destroyer."

(used in a Northernlion YouTube short, "Owning the batter in toy baseball" at roughly 0:41)
by iambek January 18, 2022
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Box Brain

the term that is used by "box workers" which means that you work in a small working environment, usually a small family owned business where as you have multiple tasks to handle at one time all of the time and you often find yourself confused.

simliar to the term "baby brain" in which you make senseless mistakes because you are you are overworked and juggling multiple tasks at one time.

also know as shoving circles into triangles
My husband, my employees, my customers all expect me to get their project done "right now" and I've mixed each of these projects up from box brain.
by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011
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Brain baby

Hey, see Ava over there? She's a fucking brain baby
by Hamborgler November 29, 2018
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brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.
Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.
by Braindouche! December 8, 2010
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Big brain

Big brain is the definition of a very smart person. Kende is the definitin of that.
Wow kende is big brain 🧠

Yes I know he's so smart!
by big brain purse-on September 15, 2020
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Milk brain

Brain full of milk ( complete idiot )

Mildly insulting phrase denotes silly behaviour, actions or thoughts usually attributed to a child or immature person.
"Leigh just walked into a glass door" - what a milk Brain
by Milk brain September 13, 2015
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