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boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.
A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.
by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023
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Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
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Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011
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bestfriend boner

The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.
1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."

2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
by Daniel Caldwell November 8, 2013
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Girl Boner

Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!
by ripwrn May 10, 2022
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Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.
by Jer_TO May 6, 2013
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fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.
That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night
by str0ng April 14, 2016
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