Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.

Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.

by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011

Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.

Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.

by SE123 April 3, 2014

pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 13, 2011

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019

Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.

Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.

by Jer_TO May 6, 2013

fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.

That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night

by str0ng April 14, 2016

Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.

My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.

by BullpenBully March 1, 2022