Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays June 03, 2011
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Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.
"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono
by Sam_the_Dawg May 02, 2015
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ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.
Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner
by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015
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Boner Bot

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.
I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.
by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010
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boner blurr

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.
by sumolenobudy November 13, 2009
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Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal
by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 01, 2022
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