when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays June 03, 2011
by Sam_the_Dawg May 02, 2015
by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015
by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010
a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
by sumolenobudy November 13, 2009
when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012
A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 01, 2022