pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 13, 2011

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019

Value Boner

Unexpected, but welcomed boners.

When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."

by Big Davey B February 25, 2013

Girl Boner

When Ellie sees Caidie.

Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!

by ripwrn May 10, 2022

Boner Bot

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.

I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"

"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!

by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009