The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
by Jer_TO May 6, 2013
Get the Boner Daymug. When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015
Get the Boner-Brainmug. That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
Get the Crush Bonermug. when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011
Get the Boner brainmug. The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.
1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."
2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
by Daniel Caldwell November 8, 2013
Get the bestfriend bonermug. When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
Get the Lady bonermug. Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
Get the Boner Statusmug.