squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019

Chicken Blave

A Chicken Blave can come in all shapes and sizes although almost always includes a set of juicy, hairy balls located dangling off the chin. Chicken Blave's generally have a very succulent flavour and this flavour can be determined based off of the style of hair on the head.. Chicken Blave, put em in a wave, in a cave, with a black slave. its not racist if you mean it. Edward Dalton 4th and Xavier Pettiona 9th are the currents owners, CEO's, accountants, groundsmen, shearers, hedge workers, electricians, zookeepers, aeroplane repairisiis and most importantly illustrators. if you come face to face with a chicken blave don't be a faggot and bow the fuck down. u racist pig.

"hey have you seen the new chicken blave HQ?"
"nah im gay and not racist"
"oh so ur a pussy?"
"yeah exactly"

by sickcutjdeow November 14, 2019

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

coochie beaver

a beaver that comes and takes your coochie it is really bad for all the bois

the coochie beaver is a way of telling people i want to take your coochie

by why the fuuuuuuu November 6, 2020

Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.

Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.

by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021

Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !

Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena

by Cupcake 711 March 17, 2021

Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

by anyevery March 22, 2021