Beer-acle

A beer-induced miracle. Such as waking up in the morning with some HOT chick/guy in bed with you....and NOT remembering how she/he got there.

WOW I got SO wasted last night. I don't remember a THING. The beer was going down so good! I woke up this morning next to Jessica Alba!!!! It's a BEER-ACLE!!!

by Mt Bar January 5, 2007

kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.

by billtaylor.com February 6, 2005

Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state

Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard

by Pete May 3, 2004

beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Piss beer

Adding some piss to the beer so it gives it a nicer taste

Yum piss beer

by Sex vibe July 26, 2018

Douche beer

1. A juicy liquid that comes out of the douche bag after usage. Usually drunk in pint or half pint glasses and it tastes great.

Lil luke says " Rachel whack be up a fresh batch of douche beer, NOW BITCH!"

by BiLzA July 6, 2006

Titties and beer

Replaces the old terms "awesome" or "great" in the world of paintball.

Keith looking at his new DM4:

"Damn, this gun shoots great, it's titties and beer."

by St.Amour April 18, 2004