bacone

Another version of bacon, but tastes completely different and better.

"Yes I would like a bacons skillet please!"

*at a breakfast restaurant*
"Hi, What would you like today?"
"Oh yes, I would like a bacone skillet!"

by Jashon980 August 8, 2015

baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

megs and bacon

Very intelligent, super smart and very fun girl. Usually a nickname used for the name Meghan,Meg, or Megan. Megs and bacon may seem very sweet but when you get on her bad side watch out, she we'll not be scared of you. She is kind and is always wanting to help out a friend. Megs and bacon is the best girl that you can meet, but sometimes when she is annoyed she will get emotional or even violent sometimes. Any way Megs and bacon can be sweet and really nice to her friends, but you do not want to be her enemy

Megs and bacon is so nice to me
(Other person) Ya same but last night I got on her bad side I'm scared now

by The real define July 1, 2015

bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013