Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

bacon and cheese

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby

person 1 : im sad

person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???

by KingElfo September 24, 2021

Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings

Omg ur such a bacon brownie

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 4, 2017

pro bacon

16yo degenerate on discord

"fuck you pro bacon"

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

swagg bacon nuggs

A ps3 live name for idiots and just plain wierdos who think there cool but actually dumb.most of the time they are skaters and when they're online they act like their badasses but they are not. They are weird gays who sleep with gay guys and eat pig testicles,henceforth that where swagg bacon nuggs come from. Swagg means sleeping with gay guys and bacon nuggs are pig testicles.

Bobby is such a swagg bacon nugg.

Evritt's name online was swagg bacon nuggs.

by James1015262672726 November 10, 2012