When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 12, 2021
A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
by nuggetguy101 August 09, 2021
by bigdicktonary669bill July 03, 2020
see: Women Have All The Power. Too Bad They Don't Know It. by: Michael J. Lockwood :)
Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."
Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."
by gsquared11 August 26, 2010
by Dathonkycantdance February 02, 2014
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