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Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019
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Window Doodle

when you draw a swastika and turn it into a window
why is there so many window doodles in your book?
by Zakarya9797 November 27, 2023
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Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023
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New Good Windows Boy Humour

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad
by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022
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Winraw for Windows store

Person 1: hey I got Winraw for Windows store but it was off the Windows store

Person 2: go kill yourself
by Kill me for the love of God October 31, 2019
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Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021
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Stair-window

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.
by Taacos April 2, 2019
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