Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024

Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.

"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings child.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

half-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Uncle trine

The gayest uncle you could ever have !!

My uncle trine is very gay and funny

by Papigonzales November 23, 2021

great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's brother.

My great-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Sucky uncle

An unwanted uncle.

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.

by (T) September 11, 2022