Uncle fatty

A fucking sexy beast monkey that went missing and everyone is sad. He is a obese monkey that has the biggest schlong!

Omg uncle fatty went missing nooooo!

by Further in me April 3, 2021

Uncle

The collective term for a group of more than one jetski riding together.

Oho shit here comes another uncle of jetski's acting like morons.

by Mr narwhal October 1, 2022

Uncle Gush

Heaving Hoop

Geez, I woke up this morning with an Uncle Gush.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 5, 2024

Uncle

Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.

He's no smart he's an uncle

Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.

by Kaka12346789 April 17, 2021