Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

Scissor trade

When two men scissor in the right position so that their penises go into each other’s butts.

1: “Hey dude, you wanna scissor trade with me?”

2: “I’m glad we were scissor trading yesterday.”

by Jakrispy October 2, 2023

Spice Trader

Any Caribbean person of color

That Spice Trader smells like Axe and coco butter

by anonymous October 21, 2023

Tiblet Tease

when the jibblets are on display but obscured enough to avoid twitch sensorship

Amouranth is such a tiblet tease, I mean she paid for the jibblets might as well use them.

by domain daddy December 20, 2023

dirty tracey

This is the art of achieving orgasm in a public swimming pool. In order to do this a girl must rub their vaginal area on the swimming pool jets achieving multiple orgasms and not been noticed by friends or family members.

I heard she did a dirty tracey in the pool then squirted on a life guards face.

by slalesaf January 10, 2024

Dunk tease

A person (often a significant other) who promises to treat you to Dunkin' Donuts (often the night before) and then fails to deliver on said promise.

As this was not the first time a promise of Dunkin' was unfulfilled, you are officially a dunk tease

by TheLiquidMind January 24, 2024

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024