Touch-gasm 

To touch something when high that has the effect of a feeling comparible to an orgasm. usually with, but not limited to, cannabis and ecstacy

Stoner1: dude man, this stuffs the shit!

Stoner2: dude man, i know! im so high i just had a touch-gasm trying to get my phone from my pocket!

Touch-gasm by TheBFG January 28, 2009

touch of the burgers 

Touch of the Burgers is a phrase used to describe someone who is in some way socially off. Could be subtle, could be blatant but one thing is for sure, the person in question is a social mongoloid. Touch of the Burgers is in reference to Asperger's syndrome and should not be confused with touch of the downs.

Tomtron: "Tyler is really overprotective of his red rubber ball. He bit me when I tried to pick it up!"
Antron Prime: "Seems to me like that boy's got a touch of the burgers."

touch of the burgers by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 15, 2015

touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

touching the void by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005

plane-touched 

One with celesial blood line. Not touched by the world's planes.

Some say that Greek scientists such as Plato were plane touched because of there genius.

plane-touched by Chris R. August 1, 2003

seat toucher 

a person that touches another persons butt

What the crap you seat toucher dusche bag. Touch your own.

seat toucher by Nichlaus January 31, 2008

appropriately touched 

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!

in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!

appropriately touched by michael foolsley August 4, 2011

touch of death 

Conor McGregor's left Hand

"The question is, can Conor land, what the great Firas Zahabi likes to call, the "touch of death" on the chin of Eddie Alvarez"

touch of death by MartyFakeSnoozeman February 20, 2020