Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...

Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...

by Salty31 May 31, 2018

salty whore head

A person that owns a large amount of taco hats

If you are still hungry go and ask Nigel as he is a salty whore head

by Crazy pants August 19, 2022

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

salty

An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.

Jim was killed by Dan
Jim: Wow you're so bad!!
Dan: lol salty lmao amirite????

by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017

Salty Slug

People who use saltyslug.com online community.

I went to SaltySlug.com and found a bunch of Salty Slugs int he community.

by chomper0 May 12, 2011

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

salty crew

A bunch of good cunts that send anything to do with the water

Holy fuck the salty crew a skux as

by Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 28, 2020